my name is gabi. i'm nineteen, and i spend most of my time crying over bioshock.

piewinchesters:

The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

tyulipan:

drake in the anaconda video and van gogh’s ‘at eternity’s gate’

Little girls with gold growing in their bellies.”

In this city, all men are not created equal. For centuries, my countrymen have suffered under the oppression of an ignorant and decadent aristocracy. The common people cry out for food, for liberty, for justice. But they shall have no justice without someone to fight in their name. So I will wage my silent war in the shadows. The time has come for revolution, for those to unite and make history." —ARNO VICTOR DORIAN

revengeance:

Mom: You’ve been playing that thing for like 4 hours now, aren’t you tired?

Me: Mom you fucking casual

misandryad:

At work like
Customer: why is x so much money
Me: instead of asking me, the suffering proletariat ask why we continue to let capitalism do us like this. 5.38 please.